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David Boreanaz as
Balbaroy
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| I just got a sudden desire to have spikey
hair. |
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Whitney Houston as
Alef
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| This retro diva Goddess is perfect for Alef. |
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Sandra Bullock
as
Tao
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| They're both devilishly beautiful. |
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Mariah Carey
as Khris
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| A slut deserves a slut. |
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Pat Morita as
Torasu
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| Every old Asian guy should be played by Mr.
Miyagi from The Karate Kid. |
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Jackie Chang as
Gong
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| Oh! Oh! Perfect match! |
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Monica Lewinsky as
Diane
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| No movie is complete without Monica's appearance! Her
sexual habits blend perfectly with Diane since all that Diane does is
flirt with the other soldiers. She does that all the time since she's
always stuck in headquarters because she sucks too much to have in
your army. When I said "sucks" I meant she's really weak.
But now that the subject is brought up, when she's in headquarters... (cough cough)
nevermind. |
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Keanu Reeves as
Hans
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| Heh. =P |
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Leonardo DiCaprio as
Lyle
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| Both have annoyingly attractive faces and
personality. Kinda scary if you ask me. |
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Kevin Sorbo as
Zylo
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| Ah yes! The king of TV fantasy is perfect for
Zylo. |
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James Earl Jones playing
the voice of
(computer-animated) Adam |
| He's the master of all deep voices in cartoons!
I just got a sudden urge to watch The Lion King. |
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James Earl Jones playing
the voice of
(computer-animated) Bleu |
| Bleuuuuuuuuu!! It's Bleuuuuu!!! I
love Bleu. I chose James Earl Jones once again to do the
voice acting of my most favorite Shining Force characters. |
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Jim Carry playing the voice of
(computer-animated) Domingo
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| No one else can imitate Domingo's tiny squeaky voice
better. |
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Jim Carry playing the voice of
(computer-animated) Jogurt |
| Yet another character with a tiny squeaky voice. |
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Michael Jackson as
Hanzou
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| Is Hanzou black or white? Michael will
play the role of Hanzou so you can still ask yourself that
question. |
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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince as
Kokichi
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| Lol YES!! This match is PERFECT!!!
Lol oh yes indeed! This combo is almost like an instant
pancake mix. Just put a huge mustache on Prince and POOF its
Kokichi! Kinda scary if you think about it. Maybe
Prince really IS Kokichi! Think about it. All that
Kokichi needs to do is take off that huge mustache to instantly
reveal his true identity as The Artist Formerly Known as
Prince. It's a conspiracy I tell you! |
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Cuba Gooding Junior as
Musashi
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| Well... Musashi never takes off his mask so why not put
Cuba Gooding Junior behind it. Lol, Cuba Gooding
Junior. Snow Dogs is a scary movie. |
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