THE ACTORS - PAGE 1 OF 2

If it was your job to choose the actors then which ones would you pick? Want to know the actors that I picked? Then browse through this page! Domingo, Bleu, Adam, and Jogurt will be computer animated so I chose the actors who will do the voices for them.
Jake Lloyd as
 young Max
The ever-so-famous boy from Star Wars Episode 1.  He gives such a happy go lucky vibe.  We all deserve a happy go lucky moment every once in a while.  Do you feel happy go lucky today?  I'm sure you do.
Tom Cruise as 
 promoted Max
The hero of many action-packed movies!  Go go, Tom Cruise!
Ewan McGregor as
Lowe
I just had to choose somebody else from Star Wars Episode 1.  And I just got a sudden urge to dye my hair blue.
Ellen DeGeneres as
 Mae
Lol YES!  Mae oh Mae, the only female centaur.  She's so masculine yet so feminine at the same time.  What better actor to play as her than America's favorite lesbian!  Her lesbian vibes make me tingle.
Ricky Martin as
Pelle
The Latin singer with a voice that only a gay man could have.  Bwahaha he's a perfect actor for Pelle!
John Travolta as
Vankar
They both have quite significant chins.  He makes me wonder what I would do if I had a quite significant chin. 
Brad Pitt as
Ken
(dances around like Debbie Gibson)  They both seem spunky like the 80's daytime-TV superstar, Punky Brewster.  (does a cart wheel then strikes a pose)  Yeah!  That's what I think...  stop laughing at my judgment!
Jean Claude Van Damme as
Earnest
Ah yes!  Perfect match!  Jean Claude Van Damme would look PERFECT with Earnest's eye scar©.  Only those who are worthy can bare his copyrighted eye scar.
Johnny Depp as
Aurthor
They're both mysterious.  Especially since Aurthor can use magic and Johnny Depp can...  hmm...  he has a lot of tatoos.
Sean Connery as
Gort
A Scottish-like warrior with a white beard deserves to be played as a Scottish actor with a (yup you guessed it) white beard.
Jerry O'Connell as
Luke
They both have a scary nose.  If you stare at their noses for too long then you'll swap your face thinking they're about to poke you in the eye.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as
Guntz
Only Arnold's strength can handle the role for the walking tank, Guntz!
Alicia Silverstone as
Anri
They both give off the same slutty sex appeal vibe.
Cher as
Amon
Lol, I don't need to explain this combo.  That photo of Cher explains it all.  I can picture her prancing and hopping around with that facial expression, pretending to be Amon.

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