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"March to Victory"
by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Prince:
I want to lick your body up and down
This feeling inside of me I've never felt before
Well actually I have and I'm lying
But baby I love youuuuuuuuuu
I love you I love you I love you
Just you--and I mean it
Well actually, that's a lie too
I've been with many many other sexy bitches like you
But baby, all I know is one thing...
I looooooooooove you
(And for the moment) Just you
I'm a horny little toad madly in love
Your body is oh so sexy and I want it
So what if this song has nothing to do with the movie
I wanna get laid!
C'mon baby, I looooove you
No no don't grab it that way!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Female Vocals:
You perverted sexist asshole!!
Women are NOT a piece of meat
You're a bad singer and you suck in bed!
Our lawyers will sue you for sexual harassment until your bank account is sucked
dry
When we're done with you you'll be known as the unemployed sexist pig formerly
known as prince
Muaha! Muaha! Muahahahahaaaaa!
Prince:
Doh!
"Come Out of the Closet, Mae!"
by Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Janet Reno
Melissa:
Mae, oh Mae
Please come out of the closet
You know you want to confess your love for Khris
Mae, oh Mae
You know you want her long sexy deer-like legs
You want to lick them up and down
Ellen:
Mae, oh Mae
Express your masculine homosexual beauty
Become one with your sexual identity
Mae, oh Mae
Flex your muscles and go down the path of masculinity
Let your gay soul free and hit on Khris
Janet Reno:
Mae, oh Mae
If you can't handle coming out of the closet then move to another country
The dolphins will guide the way
Mae, oh Mae
Swim to another country!
The dolphins will save you!
Altogether:
Mae, oh Mae
Come out of the closet!
Show Khris that you love her long sexy deer-like legs!
Mae, oh Mae
Hurry up and walk out of that dusty closet!
Reveal your homosexual lust for Khris and be freeeeeeee!
"Can't Get Enough of Laundry"
by The Backstreet Boys
Oh Arthur of the Shining Force
Your obsession with laundry is so beautiful
You make laundry like an art
The way you wash is almost breath-taking
Arthur can't you see can't you see
How your love for laundry is affecting your reality
Every time you wash--you sure do it right
Your love for laundry is larger than life
No stain could ever block your path
You're da man when it comes to laundry
Even women's underwear is no match for you
You can wash anything with your talented hands
Arthur can't you see can't you see
How your love for laundry is affecting your reality
Every time you wash--you sure do it right
Your love for laundry is larger than life
Long sleeve shirts are no problem for you
Grass stains are a bitch but you can handle them
You can handle anything with those magical hands of yours
No soap is too good for you
Arthur can't you see can't you see
How your love for laundry is affecting your reality
Every time you wash--you sure do it right
Your love for laundry is larger than life
Calm yourself down, Arthur
You're doing too much laundry
You're starting to foam at the mouth
It seems nothing can stop your obsessive rage for clean clothes
Arthur can't you see can't you see
How your love for laundry is affecting your reality
Every time you wash--you sure do it right
Your love for laundry is larger than life