Krile's Kawai Krunchies Cereal ... $2.99

No breakfast is complete without Krile's Kawai Krunchies Cereal! "It's kawai-ingly delicious!®" Each spoonful will make you feel like you're happily prancing along a grass field full of kawai animals hopping around. Each box comes with a surprise kawai toy inside! These toys can be anything from decoder rings to broken elemental crystal shards.

Eat this cereal at your own risk. We are not responsible if the images of kawai animals turn into raging beasts that tear off your limbs and as you struggle to get them off, you end up falling out a window or experience some other random accident. And if you find a crystal shard within one of our boxes then we are not responsible for the damages caused by its overwhelming magical power.

Buy Krile's Kawai Krunchies Cereal today!! ^_^

Faris' Mysterious Blend 6-Pack ... $1,999,999,999.01

Is it beer? It it juice? Is it soda? Does it taste sweet or sour? One thing's for sure, it's Faris' Mysterious Blend! It's hand-made by Faris and her loyal pirates. What could it be? Is it worth the price? There's only one way to tell--and that's to purchase your own 6-pack of Faris' Mysterious Blend!

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