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Bahamut Lagoon rulz!! =D
The graphics and animation makes me piss in my pants, and it'll make
you piss in your pants too, dammit.
The battles are SO FUN!! Yoyo (one of the main characters) is a
slutty, weak-minded whore. Even the almighty Tomato is
disgusted by her. Here's a quote from his translation notes:
"She's just plain stupid, and although that's not a problem in the
plot, her dialogue and stuff was so stupidly written I wanna barf.
Anyway, I didn't have to try too hard to bring across her ditziness."
Heh. =P Anyway, I highly recommend this game. Just, everything about
it is awesome.
Ah,
but the only thing I don't like
about Bahamut Lagoon is that most of the dragons are so butt ugly.
There's one example toward the left. It's like Slimer from Ghostbusters
after three hours of sex with Monica Lewinsky. That little thing next to
it is their daughter, because Monica Lewinsky is known for her quick,
unnatural births. Oh and one of the old men in it, Sendak,
has a crush on the main character.
This scene is one
example of his lust for young same-sex meat. Lol sorry, I haven't
really said much about the game itself in this opinion. Not much comes
to mind when I think of Bahamut Lagoon. Just, the game is awesome, go
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