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SCREEN SHOT INSANITIES!

I have nothing better to do at the moment, so I decided to add a little story to each screen shot.  Enjoy!  Heh. ^_^;;


Male Human #1
: "Hello there."
Male Human #2: "Hello there."
Male Human #1: "Do you know where I can recruit people for my battle party?"
Male Human #2: "Do you know where I can recruit people for my battle party?"
Male Human #1: "Stop saying what I'm saying."
Male Human #2: "Stop saying what I'm saying."
Male Human #1: (hmm I know what to do) "I like to masturbate to animal porn."
Male Human #2: "I don't."
Male Human #1: "HEY you were supposed to--"
Male Human #2: "Bwahaha!"
Male Human #1: "...bitch!"
Male Human #2: "I heard that."
Guy wearing armor: "WUZAAAAAAAAAA!!"


Alien-like dude: "Hey! Hey you! I give you sucky sucky for 5 dolla."
Male Human: "Ew go away."
Alien-like dude
: "Your loss."
The Creator (guy in tux): "WUZAAAAAAAAAA!!"


Male Human: "WOW, my first time walking on the world map! There's nothing more relaxing than gazing upon rectangular rivers and 3-color mountains. Oh, the beauties of nature are so wondrous..."


Lizard: "HEY! I'll give you sucky sucky for 5 dolla."
Female Mutant: "EEK watch where you're sticking that tongue!!"
Lizard: (lifts up her skirt with its tongue) "Oh my! No underwear..."
Female Mutant: "EEK!! You perverted 8-bit amphibian!" (casts a freeze spell on it)
Male Human: (bends down to look up her skirt) (begins to drool)
Female Mutant: (notices the male human) (gets pissed) "YOU PIG!!!" (kicks him into the sky)


Male Human
: "It would be so much easier if I could just swim across, but nooo I was never programmed to swim."


Male Human
: "Wow...  the structure of these flat buildings is scientifically impossible."


Male Human: "Can I get a room?"
Inn Keeper: "Sure! All I need is for you to pay me the amount of HP that you've lost."
Male Human: "HP? What the hell are you talking about? This isn't a video game. I'm a human and I'm tired. Argh fine whatever I'm too tired to argue. I'll pay you whatever you ask for just show me to my room."
Inn Keeper: "Alrighty. Your bed is there next to the wall behind me."
Male Human: "Um...  I asked you for a room. I need privacy."
Inn Keeper: "Oh don't worry. I'm not programmed to move from this spot."
Male Human: "I...  WANT...  A...  ROOM! R-O-O-M room!"


King Shield: "What do you want, peasant?"
Male Human: "...did you know you have a body of a skeleton? When one of my monsters turned into a skeleton it had the same exact body you do now."
King Shield: "You speak of treason, peasant! I am wearing armor. This is ARMOR."
Male Human: "Looks like skeleton bones to me. Just give up the act and confess."
King Shield: "Argh FINE you win. My programmer was too lazy to draw armor for me so he gave me a body that looked closest to armor."
Male Human: "Hahaha my body is original and yours isn't!"
King Shield: "...look around you twit"


Male Human: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! How is this possible?! This is all scientifically impossible! How is that right now I'm as big as Godzilla, but when I touch that house I shrink to normal size?? How is it that this single house turns into a village when I enter it?? WHAT KIND OF SCREWED UP WORLD IS THIS?!?! AAHHH!!!!!!"


Alien-like merchant #1: "Hey! Hey you! I give you sucky sucky for 5 dolla! Suck sucky 5 dolla over here!"
Alien-like merchant #2: "No come here! I give you sucky sucky for 4 dolla!"
Male Human: "Uhh I'm not interested. Aren't you supposed to be selling armor or weapons? The sword I have now only has 7 uses left. I want to buy a new sword before it runs out."
Alien-like merchant #1: "Ah competition! Oh yeah well I give you sucky sucky for 3 dolla!"
Alien-like merchant #2: "No come here! I give you sucky sucky for 1 dolla!"
Male Human: "I SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED!!"
Alien-like merchant #1: "Okay then I give you sucky sucky...  FOR FREE!"
Alien-like merchant #2: "Ooh can't top that."
Male Human: "..."


Zombie: "Hey baby! Want some of this?!"
Slut: "Ew go away!"
Zombie: "What is it about me that you don't like?"
Slut: "Take a wild guess, Einstein."
Zombie: "Is it because I look like a zombie? I'm not actually a zombie. I'm just really skinny and balding."
Slut: "ARGH, why can't I get hit on by someone NORMAL?!"
Zombie
: "But your name is Slut isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be slutty??"
Slut
: "THAT'S IT!!" (casts a fire spell)


Slut: "How is this possible?? All my thoughts and actions are written in a box as I do them!?"
[ SLUT confused ]
[ SLUT fantasizes about hot doggy-style SEX with MALE HUMAN ]

Male Human: "Oh yes!"
Slut
: "HEY!! I'm not thinking about that!"
[ SLUT is in denial with fantasy about hot doggy-style SEX with MALE HUMAN ]
Male Human: "Damn it, Slut! Just give in!"
[ MALE HUMAN is in denial with SEXUALITY ]
[ MALE HUMAN fantasizes about hot anal SEX with GOBLIN ]

Male Human: "WHAT?!"
Slut: "NOOOOO!!"
[ GOBLIN blushes and gets ERECTION ]
Male Human: "..."
 

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